- mom: how long are you going to listen to that song
- me: centuries
i never understood how in movies the parents didnt believe in Santa but he was actually real like who the fuck did the parents think put the presents under the tree like what
How are we supposed to go from not being able to live on our own or get jobs to completely independence in just one year when all school has taught us is the difference between x and y?
american horror story’s ratings are gonna drop this season bc nobody wants to fuck with clowns
my blood is probably not even blood cells it’s probably folie a deux lyrics
You get punched in the face and 20 Dollar Nose Bleed starts playing