How are we supposed to go from not being able to live on our own or get jobs to completely independence in just one year when all school has taught us is the difference between x and y?

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american horror story’s ratings are gonna drop this season bc nobody wants to fuck with clowns

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my blood is probably not even blood cells it’s probably folie a deux lyrics

You get punched in the face and 20 Dollar Nose Bleed starts playing

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"Call 1-800-steemer. Stanley Steemer gets carpets cleaner!"


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is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class

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my favorite part of concerts is when the band plays a song everyone knows so everyone’s singing along all out of tune but then the singer stops singing and they point the mic at the crowd and u just hear everyone in the crowd singing the words to the music and u see the smiles on the band members’ faces bc they know people care about their music and everyone’s just so happy who cares about anything else

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